Angel: I appreciate you guys looking out for Connor all summer. It's just—he's confused. He needs time. That's all. Fred: Right. Time, and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:42 pm PST #4456 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That's not from Amazon, and it's more than my gift certificate! I suppose I could just poke around and see if there's anything I want.


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:04:41 pm PST #4457 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We'll go out, I'll be your dumpy friend, and I'll point them all out to you.

Pshaw. Allyson != dumpy.


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:05:01 pm PST #4458 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll feel better, and you like a guy with a shiner.

You're brilliant! And pretty.

DJ, The other thing Perkins wants is me happy.


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:07:19 pm PST #4459 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And what section of Amazon would I find "ita's happiness" in?


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:05 pm PST #4460 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Orlando Bloom"


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:15 pm PST #4461 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Honey, if only I knew.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:55 pm PST #4462 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since the Tim thing at the Expo. We were surrounded by people and I was not only the shortest person in the crowd, but the roundest. I was having all kinds of issues. And then I thought in my head, I thought, "TIM LIKES ME BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU TO THE TENTH POWER SO NYAH NYAH" and then I no longer had dumpy issues, but instead had craxy issues.


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:11:25 pm PST #4463 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Seriously, Aimee....

I know the feeling, sweetheart. But it's usually wrong.


Atropa - Nov 15, 2005 2:13:08 pm PST #4464 of 10006
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since

But you're not dumpy! (And yes, I know, people telling you this doesn't make a bit of difference, but *still*.) Not. Dumpy. Pretty and charming and ferociously witty. With very good hair.


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:15:09 pm PST #4465 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jilli said it better than I did.

See above re: my brain not working.