'Shindig'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ita, your problem is that you're oblivious to the boys tripping over themselves at you. We'll go out, I'll be your dumpy friend, and I'll point them all out to you.
Of course, any guy who walks up to me and flirts to ask me if you're single will get a punch in the eye. Which is sort of win/win. I'll feel better, and you like a guy with a shiner.
That's not from Amazon, and it's more than my gift certificate! I suppose I could just poke around and see if there's anything I want.
We'll go out, I'll be your dumpy friend, and I'll point them all out to you.
Pshaw. Allyson != dumpy.
I'll feel better, and you like a guy with a shiner.
You're brilliant! And pretty.
DJ, The other thing Perkins wants is me happy.
And what section of Amazon would I find "ita's happiness" in?
"Orlando Bloom"
Honey, if only I knew.
Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since the Tim thing at the Expo. We were surrounded by people and I was not only the shortest person in the crowd, but the roundest. I was having all kinds of issues. And then I thought in my head, I thought, "TIM LIKES ME BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU TO THE TENTH POWER SO NYAH NYAH" and then I no longer had dumpy issues, but instead had craxy issues.
Seriously, Aimee....
I know the feeling, sweetheart. But it's usually wrong.
Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since
But you're not dumpy! (And yes, I know, people telling you this doesn't make a bit of difference, but *still*.) Not. Dumpy. Pretty and charming and ferociously witty. With very good hair.