Honey, if only I knew.
Who died and made you Elvis?
Cordelia ,'Storyteller'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:15 pm PST #4461 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:55 pm PST #4462 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since the Tim thing at the Expo. We were surrounded by people and I was not only the shortest person in the crowd, but the roundest. I was having all kinds of issues. And then I thought in my head, I thought, "TIM LIKES ME BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU TO THE TENTH POWER SO NYAH NYAH" and then I no longer had dumpy issues, but instead had craxy issues.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:11:25 pm PST #4463 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Seriously, Aimee....
I know the feeling, sweetheart. But it's usually wrong.
Atropa - Nov 15, 2005 2:13:08 pm PST #4464 of 10006
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since
But you're not dumpy! (And yes, I know, people telling you this doesn't make a bit of difference, but *still*.) Not. Dumpy. Pretty and charming and ferociously witty. With very good hair.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:15:09 pm PST #4465 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jilli said it better than I did.
See above re: my brain not working.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 15, 2005 2:22:16 pm PST #4466 of 10006
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I've never actually seen Allyson, but she is not dumpy is pictures. So not dumpy in person-- plus she is my hero-- a secretary with pink hair!
is lustometer pronounced lust-O-meeter or Lustahmuhter?
Also, would like to thank you for the "No Scrubs" earworm that is now haunting me!
Kristen - Nov 15, 2005 2:25:11 pm PST #4467 of 10006
but the roundest.
I don't think we were at the same screenwriting convention.
Cashmere - Nov 15, 2005 2:30:40 pm PST #4468 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
Lustahmuhter
I like this one.
I used to think Allyson was like six feet tall. She seems taller from her posts.
DavidS - Nov 15, 2005 2:30:46 pm PST #4469 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
While with men, a wink and a drink will do it.
Well, we're always in heat.
All right, Hec, what is green, hangs on the wall and whistles?
A herring. (No, I'm not taking the piss. That's the answer. Feel free to inquire further.)
JZ - Nov 15, 2005 2:40:27 pm PST #4470 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I just googled green whistling wall-hangers and found this, which was kind of rather cool (entirely work-safe, though possibly mildly rabbinical):