"Orlando Bloom"
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:05 pm PST #4460 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:15 pm PST #4461 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Honey, if only I knew.
Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:55 pm PST #4462 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since the Tim thing at the Expo. We were surrounded by people and I was not only the shortest person in the crowd, but the roundest. I was having all kinds of issues. And then I thought in my head, I thought, "TIM LIKES ME BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU TO THE TENTH POWER SO NYAH NYAH" and then I no longer had dumpy issues, but instead had craxy issues.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:11:25 pm PST #4463 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Seriously, Aimee....
I know the feeling, sweetheart. But it's usually wrong.
Atropa - Nov 15, 2005 2:13:08 pm PST #4464 of 10006
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since
But you're not dumpy! (And yes, I know, people telling you this doesn't make a bit of difference, but *still*.) Not. Dumpy. Pretty and charming and ferociously witty. With very good hair.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:15:09 pm PST #4465 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jilli said it better than I did.
See above re: my brain not working.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 15, 2005 2:22:16 pm PST #4466 of 10006
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I've never actually seen Allyson, but she is not dumpy is pictures. So not dumpy in person-- plus she is my hero-- a secretary with pink hair!
is lustometer pronounced lust-O-meeter or Lustahmuhter?
Also, would like to thank you for the "No Scrubs" earworm that is now haunting me!
Kristen - Nov 15, 2005 2:25:11 pm PST #4467 of 10006
but the roundest.
I don't think we were at the same screenwriting convention.
Cashmere - Nov 15, 2005 2:30:40 pm PST #4468 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
Lustahmuhter
I like this one.
I used to think Allyson was like six feet tall. She seems taller from her posts.
DavidS - Nov 15, 2005 2:30:46 pm PST #4469 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
While with men, a wink and a drink will do it.
Well, we're always in heat.
All right, Hec, what is green, hangs on the wall and whistles?
A herring. (No, I'm not taking the piss. That's the answer. Feel free to inquire further.)