We'll go out, I'll be your dumpy friend, and I'll point them all out to you.
Pshaw. Allyson != dumpy.
But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?
Fred ,'Smile Time'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:04:41 pm PST #4457 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:05:01 pm PST #4458 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'll feel better, and you like a guy with a shiner.
You're brilliant! And pretty.
DJ, The other thing Perkins wants is me happy.
Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:07:19 pm PST #4459 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And what section of Amazon would I find "ita's happiness" in?
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:05 pm PST #4460 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"Orlando Bloom"
§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:15 pm PST #4461 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Honey, if only I knew.
Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:55 pm PST #4462 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since the Tim thing at the Expo. We were surrounded by people and I was not only the shortest person in the crowd, but the roundest. I was having all kinds of issues. And then I thought in my head, I thought, "TIM LIKES ME BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU TO THE TENTH POWER SO NYAH NYAH" and then I no longer had dumpy issues, but instead had craxy issues.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:11:25 pm PST #4463 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Seriously, Aimee....
I know the feeling, sweetheart. But it's usually wrong.
Atropa - Nov 15, 2005 2:13:08 pm PST #4464 of 10006
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since
But you're not dumpy! (And yes, I know, people telling you this doesn't make a bit of difference, but *still*.) Not. Dumpy. Pretty and charming and ferociously witty. With very good hair.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:15:09 pm PST #4465 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jilli said it better than I did.
See above re: my brain not working.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 15, 2005 2:22:16 pm PST #4466 of 10006
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I've never actually seen Allyson, but she is not dumpy is pictures. So not dumpy in person-- plus she is my hero-- a secretary with pink hair!
is lustometer pronounced lust-O-meeter or Lustahmuhter?
Also, would like to thank you for the "No Scrubs" earworm that is now haunting me!