Still more speculation:

Amid all the rumors and speculation about the Valerie Plame investigation, the New York Sun has sniffed out a detail that may be more telling than anything else. After his session with the grand jury ended today, the Sun says, Patrick Fitzgerald spent some time in the chambers of U.S. District Judge Thomas Hogan. If Fitzgerald were in the process of indicting somebody, a private conversation with the judge might have been inappropriate. But if he was looking to extend the term of his grand jury, Hogan would have been the man to see.

Hey, at least I'm wearing clothes.

I'm not sure this makes it better

okay, ew.

Not at all similar to those injuries... I once had an ER diagnosis of "traumatic amputation." There were stitches, but I have no idea how many.

I have no recollection of my hymen and am rendered anecdoteless.

I'm not sure this makes it better

Oh, trust me, it does.

If only I'd had a full length mirror and a memory this morning I might have put on thicker tights or a longer skirt and not be flaunting the bruised thighs. I feel quite...rude.

Flaunter!

When you say "tights" do you mean opaque tights or hose? We are having this argument at work.

t runs away from Natter

"Tights" to me means opaque. Ignoring rest of conversation a lot.

Okay, you know how you started out by whitefonting? That was a good choice. We like to reward behavior like that.

ita being almost britsh-y, I'm assuming that she means pantyhose.

So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.

I gotta ask -- why do people care what color it is? I mean, it doesn't have to look pretty to do it's job, right? i mean, look at what it's substituting for!