I'm not sure this makes it better
Oh, trust me, it does.
If only I'd had a full length mirror and a memory this morning I might have put on thicker tights or a longer skirt and not be flaunting the bruised thighs. I feel quite...rude.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:09:17 am PDT #8975 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - Oct 26, 2005 11:09:59 am PDT #8976 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Flaunter!
When you say "tights" do you mean opaque tights or hose? We are having this argument at work.
shrift - Oct 26, 2005 11:10:50 am PDT #8977 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
t runs away from Natter
Pix - Oct 26, 2005 11:11:02 am PDT #8978 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
"Tights" to me means opaque. Ignoring rest of conversation a lot.
Emily - Oct 26, 2005 11:11:43 am PDT #8979 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Okay, you know how you started out by whitefonting? That was a good choice. We like to reward behavior like that.
Vortex - Oct 26, 2005 11:13:28 am PDT #8980 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ita being almost britsh-y, I'm assuming that she means pantyhose.
So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.
I gotta ask -- why do people care what color it is? I mean, it doesn't have to look pretty to do it's job, right? i mean, look at what it's substituting for!
Lee - Oct 26, 2005 11:14:36 am PDT #8981 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Aurelia! I just sent you email. I know I had your address, because I checked it in gmail a week ago, but now gmail seems to have eaten it. Please resend it?
Burrell - Oct 26, 2005 11:15:33 am PDT #8982 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator.
Is someone hinting at Christmas presents?
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:15:36 am PDT #8983 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
When you say "tights" do you mean opaque tights or hose?
I'm dancing that fine line right now. I'm wearing really thick hose, I think. I should be wearing really thick tights. Even medium or thin tights would be an improvement.
We like to reward behavior like that.
With what? What do you have for me? I can be bought.
Wait, what do you need me to whitefont? This week's bruising? Nah, not going to happen. I still haven't typed hymen in blackfont.
aurelia - Oct 26, 2005 11:15:39 am PDT #8984 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Sent