Xander ,'Storyteller'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ita being almost britsh-y, I'm assuming that she means pantyhose.
So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.
I gotta ask -- why do people care what color it is? I mean, it doesn't have to look pretty to do it's job, right? i mean, look at what it's substituting for!
Aurelia! I just sent you email. I know I had your address, because I checked it in gmail a week ago, but now gmail seems to have eaten it. Please resend it?
So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator.
Is someone hinting at Christmas presents?
When you say "tights" do you mean opaque tights or hose?
I'm dancing that fine line right now. I'm wearing really thick hose, I think. I should be wearing really thick tights. Even medium or thin tights would be an improvement.
We like to reward behavior like that.
With what? What do you have for me? I can be bought.
Wait, what do you need me to whitefont? This week's bruising? Nah, not going to happen. I still haven't typed hymen in blackfont.
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When you say "tights" do you mean opaque tights or hose?
Opaque tights. Hose are, well, hose.
I mean, it doesn't have to look pretty to do it's job, right? i mean, look at what it's substituting for!
Upgrade! Form and function! Improving on nature! We likes pretty things, we do.
Is someone hinting at Christmas presents?
Wait -- when I say we like pretty things, I mean we as in "all of we," "the world," "Buffistas." Just sharing, you know, tech and sex.
Was there a price on that thing?
Opaque tights. Hose are, well, hose.
Here, but ita grew up a lot in England where tights are hose and hose are worn by men in tunics.
I gotta ask -- why do people care what color it is?
Do you mean bluetooth? That's wireless technology, not, alas, an actual color reference. Which kind of annoys me, because I think it ought to have something to do with blue if it's going to make me think about blue!
Wait, what do you need me to whitefont? This week's bruising?
No, no, bruise away. It was you and bon bon, trading that story back and forth, that was... shuddery.
Was there a price on that thing?
I sense the set up for the Citibank ad to end all Citibank ads.