Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.
ARGHHHHHH! That is NO way to lose one's hymen.
Police procedure has changed since I was little.
Wash ,'The Message'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:24 am PDT #8961 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:47 am PDT #8962 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
and what part of the bike was missing.
Ew.
Emily - Oct 26, 2005 10:55:36 am PDT #8963 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Okay okay OKAY! We get the point! STOP NOW PLEASE THANKS LOVE COMMA ME.
beth b - Oct 26, 2005 11:00:02 am PDT #8964 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ummmm
ewww
amd owww
and eww again
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:10 am PDT #8965 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.
Scrappy - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:50 am PDT #8966 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I have an even BETTER story than ita's. I broke my hymen with a boy! I'm not kidding. And there was nakedness!! And fumbling!!
I swear this is the truth!!!!!@!!!!!
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:03:02 am PDT #8967 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nakedness??? THAT'S DISGUSTING.
The moral to my story -- always make sure your bike has brakes.
Hey, I never said what part of the bike was missing, did I?
Huh. I guess I still haven't.
Aims - Oct 26, 2005 11:03:33 am PDT #8968 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I have the same story as Robin, although, I'm guessing not the same boy.
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 11:05:10 am PDT #8969 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hey, I never said what part of the bike was missing, did I?
WE ARE FINE WITH NO MORE DETAILS THANK YOU.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:06:54 am PDT #8970 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WE ARE FINE WITH NO MORE DETAILS THANK YOU.
Hey, at least I'm wearing clothes.