Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.
ARGHHHHHH! That is NO way to lose one's hymen.
You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:24 am PDT #8961 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:47 am PDT #8962 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
and what part of the bike was missing.
Ew.
Emily - Oct 26, 2005 10:55:36 am PDT #8963 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Okay okay OKAY! We get the point! STOP NOW PLEASE THANKS LOVE COMMA ME.
beth b - Oct 26, 2005 11:00:02 am PDT #8964 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ummmm
ewww
amd owww
and eww again
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:10 am PDT #8965 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.
Scrappy - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:50 am PDT #8966 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I have an even BETTER story than ita's. I broke my hymen with a boy! I'm not kidding. And there was nakedness!! And fumbling!!
I swear this is the truth!!!!!@!!!!!
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:03:02 am PDT #8967 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nakedness??? THAT'S DISGUSTING.
The moral to my story -- always make sure your bike has brakes.
Hey, I never said what part of the bike was missing, did I?
Huh. I guess I still haven't.
Aims - Oct 26, 2005 11:03:33 am PDT #8968 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I have the same story as Robin, although, I'm guessing not the same boy.
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 11:05:10 am PDT #8969 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hey, I never said what part of the bike was missing, did I?
WE ARE FINE WITH NO MORE DETAILS THANK YOU.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:06:54 am PDT #8970 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WE ARE FINE WITH NO MORE DETAILS THANK YOU.
Hey, at least I'm wearing clothes.