Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Oct 26, 2005 11:10:50 am PDT #8977 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

t runs away from Natter


Pix - Oct 26, 2005 11:11:02 am PDT #8978 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

"Tights" to me means opaque. Ignoring rest of conversation a lot.


Emily - Oct 26, 2005 11:11:43 am PDT #8979 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay, you know how you started out by whitefonting? That was a good choice. We like to reward behavior like that.


Vortex - Oct 26, 2005 11:13:28 am PDT #8980 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

ita being almost britsh-y, I'm assuming that she means pantyhose.

So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.

I gotta ask -- why do people care what color it is? I mean, it doesn't have to look pretty to do it's job, right? i mean, look at what it's substituting for!


Lee - Oct 26, 2005 11:14:36 am PDT #8981 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Aurelia! I just sent you email. I know I had your address, because I checked it in gmail a week ago, but now gmail seems to have eaten it. Please resend it?


Burrell - Oct 26, 2005 11:15:33 am PDT #8982 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator.

Is someone hinting at Christmas presents?


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:15:36 am PDT #8983 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When you say "tights" do you mean opaque tights or hose?

I'm dancing that fine line right now. I'm wearing really thick hose, I think. I should be wearing really thick tights. Even medium or thin tights would be an improvement.

We like to reward behavior like that.

With what? What do you have for me? I can be bought.

Wait, what do you need me to whitefont? This week's bruising? Nah, not going to happen. I still haven't typed hymen in blackfont.


aurelia - Oct 26, 2005 11:15:39 am PDT #8984 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Sent


Susan W. - Oct 26, 2005 11:16:24 am PDT #8985 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

When you say "tights" do you mean opaque tights or hose?

Opaque tights. Hose are, well, hose.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:17:36 am PDT #8986 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I mean, it doesn't have to look pretty to do it's job, right? i mean, look at what it's substituting for!

Upgrade! Form and function! Improving on nature! We likes pretty things, we do.

Is someone hinting at Christmas presents?

Wait -- when I say we like pretty things, I mean we as in "all of we," "the world," "Buffistas." Just sharing, you know, tech and sex.

Was there a price on that thing?