Hey, at least I'm wearing clothes.
I'm not sure this makes it better
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hey, at least I'm wearing clothes.
I'm not sure this makes it better
okay, ew.
Not at all similar to those injuries... I once had an ER diagnosis of "traumatic amputation." There were stitches, but I have no idea how many.
I have no recollection of my hymen and am rendered anecdoteless.
I'm not sure this makes it better
Oh, trust me, it does.
If only I'd had a full length mirror and a memory this morning I might have put on thicker tights or a longer skirt and not be flaunting the bruised thighs. I feel quite...rude.
Flaunter!
When you say "tights" do you mean opaque tights or hose? We are having this argument at work.
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"Tights" to me means opaque. Ignoring rest of conversation a lot.
Okay, you know how you started out by whitefonting? That was a good choice. We like to reward behavior like that.
ita being almost britsh-y, I'm assuming that she means pantyhose.
So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.
I gotta ask -- why do people care what color it is? I mean, it doesn't have to look pretty to do it's job, right? i mean, look at what it's substituting for!
Aurelia! I just sent you email. I know I had your address, because I checked it in gmail a week ago, but now gmail seems to have eaten it. Please resend it?