Wow. Someone had a cooler story than Lori. Just, WOW.
Seriously. Anybody else here put something on Mars? Raise your hand high!
Brenda is WAY gross, but I still think Lori wins all cool-story offs by her very Loriness.
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:42:38 am PDT #8953 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:43:14 am PDT #8954 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Turns out, when they put signs up all over a pier saying things like "Caution" and "Condemned" and "Do Not Something-Something" and "Access Prohibitycakes," they're trying to tell you something. Something important.
Danger and Near Skull Fracture are roommates?
Lee - Oct 26, 2005 10:46:53 am PDT #8955 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I didn't get to touch my skull, but I did fracture it, and in the process had a grapefruit sized lump of spinal fluid collect at the back of my head and abraded my neck badly enough to leave a scar.
On the more comforting level, my lunch today is macaroni and cheese, a banana, and a snack sized bag of chocolate chip cookies. Go my inner 12 year old!
Burrell - Oct 26, 2005 10:48:36 am PDT #8956 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
oooh, lunch! Good idea.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:49:50 am PDT #8957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's probably fair to say no one wants to know precisely how I broke my hymen. No, there weren't any stitches. Or skulls. But there was a bike crash.
And, really, if anyone does want to know, I've re-skeeved myself just typing this much, and am gonna leave it at that.
bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:04 am PDT #8958 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Who HASN'T had their hymen broken?
ChiKat - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:20 am PDT #8959 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
But there was a bike crash.
ita, I broke the same body part in a bike crash as well. Ummm, yeah. Not so much fun.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:52:19 am PDT #8960 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not everyone here, bon.
It's not that I did, anyway. It's how, and what part of the bike was missing.
Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:24 am PDT #8961 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.
ARGHHHHHH! That is NO way to lose one's hymen.
bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:47 am PDT #8962 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
and what part of the bike was missing.
Ew.