oooh, lunch! Good idea.
Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?
'Smile Time'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Oct 26, 2005 10:48:36 am PDT #8956 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:49:50 am PDT #8957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's probably fair to say no one wants to know precisely how I broke my hymen. No, there weren't any stitches. Or skulls. But there was a bike crash.
And, really, if anyone does want to know, I've re-skeeved myself just typing this much, and am gonna leave it at that.
bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:04 am PDT #8958 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Who HASN'T had their hymen broken?
ChiKat - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:20 am PDT #8959 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
But there was a bike crash.
ita, I broke the same body part in a bike crash as well. Ummm, yeah. Not so much fun.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:52:19 am PDT #8960 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not everyone here, bon.
It's not that I did, anyway. It's how, and what part of the bike was missing.
Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:24 am PDT #8961 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.
ARGHHHHHH! That is NO way to lose one's hymen.
bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:47 am PDT #8962 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
and what part of the bike was missing.
Ew.
Emily - Oct 26, 2005 10:55:36 am PDT #8963 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Okay okay OKAY! We get the point! STOP NOW PLEASE THANKS LOVE COMMA ME.
beth b - Oct 26, 2005 11:00:02 am PDT #8964 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ummmm
ewww
amd owww
and eww again
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:10 am PDT #8965 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.