'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:43:14 am PDT #8954 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Turns out, when they put signs up all over a pier saying things like "Caution" and "Condemned" and "Do Not Something-Something" and "Access Prohibitycakes," they're trying to tell you something. Something important.

Danger and Near Skull Fracture are roommates?


Lee - Oct 26, 2005 10:46:53 am PDT #8955 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I didn't get to touch my skull, but I did fracture it, and in the process had a grapefruit sized lump of spinal fluid collect at the back of my head and abraded my neck badly enough to leave a scar.

On the more comforting level, my lunch today is macaroni and cheese, a banana, and a snack sized bag of chocolate chip cookies. Go my inner 12 year old!


Burrell - Oct 26, 2005 10:48:36 am PDT #8956 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

oooh, lunch! Good idea.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:49:50 am PDT #8957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's probably fair to say no one wants to know precisely how I broke my hymen. No, there weren't any stitches. Or skulls. But there was a bike crash.

And, really, if anyone does want to know, I've re-skeeved myself just typing this much, and am gonna leave it at that.


bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:04 am PDT #8958 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Who HASN'T had their hymen broken?


ChiKat - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:20 am PDT #8959 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

But there was a bike crash.

ita, I broke the same body part in a bike crash as well. Ummm, yeah. Not so much fun.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:52:19 am PDT #8960 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not everyone here, bon.

It's not that I did, anyway. It's how, and what part of the bike was missing.

Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.


Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:24 am PDT #8961 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.

ARGHHHHHH! That is NO way to lose one's hymen.


bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:47 am PDT #8962 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

and what part of the bike was missing.

Ew.


Emily - Oct 26, 2005 10:55:36 am PDT #8963 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay okay OKAY! We get the point! STOP NOW PLEASE THANKS LOVE COMMA ME.