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§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:49:50 am PDT #8957 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's probably fair to say no one wants to know precisely how I broke my hymen. No, there weren't any stitches. Or skulls. But there was a bike crash.

And, really, if anyone does want to know, I've re-skeeved myself just typing this much, and am gonna leave it at that.

bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:04 am PDT #8958 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Who HASN'T had their hymen broken?

ChiKat - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:20 am PDT #8959 of 10002

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

But there was a bike crash.

ita, I broke the same body part in a bike crash as well. Ummm, yeah. Not so much fun.

§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:52:19 am PDT #8960 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not everyone here, bon.

It's not that I did, anyway. It's how, and what part of the bike was missing.

Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.

Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:24 am PDT #8961 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.

ARGHHHHHH! That is NO way to lose one's hymen.

bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:47 am PDT #8962 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

and what part of the bike was missing.

Ew.

Emily - Oct 26, 2005 10:55:36 am PDT #8963 of 10002

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay okay OKAY! We get the point! STOP NOW PLEASE THANKS LOVE COMMA ME.

beth b - Oct 26, 2005 11:00:02 am PDT #8964 of 10002

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ummmm

ewww

amd owww

and eww again

§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:10 am PDT #8965 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.

Scrappy - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:50 am PDT #8966 of 10002

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have an even BETTER story than ita's. I broke my hymen with a boy! I'm not kidding. And there was nakedness!! And fumbling!!

I swear this is the truth!!!!!@!!!!!

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