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Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

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§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:49:50 am PDT #8957 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's probably fair to say no one wants to know precisely how I broke my hymen. No, there weren't any stitches. Or skulls. But there was a bike crash.

And, really, if anyone does want to know, I've re-skeeved myself just typing this much, and am gonna leave it at that.

bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:04 am PDT #8958 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Who HASN'T had their hymen broken?

ChiKat - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:20 am PDT #8959 of 10002

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

But there was a bike crash.

ita, I broke the same body part in a bike crash as well. Ummm, yeah. Not so much fun.

§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:52:19 am PDT #8960 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not everyone here, bon.

It's not that I did, anyway. It's how, and what part of the bike was missing.

Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.

Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:24 am PDT #8961 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Okay, let's talk about something like the thing with the guys and the bats and the ball.

ARGHHHHHH! That is NO way to lose one's hymen.

bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:54:47 am PDT #8962 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

and what part of the bike was missing.

Ew.

Emily - Oct 26, 2005 10:55:36 am PDT #8963 of 10002

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay okay OKAY! We get the point! STOP NOW PLEASE THANKS LOVE COMMA ME.

beth b - Oct 26, 2005 11:00:02 am PDT #8964 of 10002

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ummmm

ewww

amd owww

and eww again

§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:10 am PDT #8965 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.

Scrappy - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:50 am PDT #8966 of 10002

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have an even BETTER story than ita's. I broke my hymen with a boy! I'm not kidding. And there was nakedness!! And fumbling!!

I swear this is the truth!!!!!@!!!!!

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