Okay okay OKAY! We get the point! STOP NOW PLEASE THANKS LOVE COMMA ME.
And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Emily - Oct 26, 2005 10:55:36 am PDT #8963 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
beth b - Oct 26, 2005 11:00:02 am PDT #8964 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ummmm
ewww
amd owww
and eww again
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:10 am PDT #8965 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So, anyway, onto nicer things, like a bluetooth vibrator. Responds to tagged SMS messages sent to the linked phone.
Scrappy - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:50 am PDT #8966 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I have an even BETTER story than ita's. I broke my hymen with a boy! I'm not kidding. And there was nakedness!! And fumbling!!
I swear this is the truth!!!!!@!!!!!
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:03:02 am PDT #8967 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nakedness??? THAT'S DISGUSTING.
The moral to my story -- always make sure your bike has brakes.
Hey, I never said what part of the bike was missing, did I?
Huh. I guess I still haven't.
Aims - Oct 26, 2005 11:03:33 am PDT #8968 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I have the same story as Robin, although, I'm guessing not the same boy.
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 11:05:10 am PDT #8969 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hey, I never said what part of the bike was missing, did I?
WE ARE FINE WITH NO MORE DETAILS THANK YOU.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:06:54 am PDT #8970 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WE ARE FINE WITH NO MORE DETAILS THANK YOU.
Hey, at least I'm wearing clothes.
tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 11:08:04 am PDT #8971 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Still more speculation:
Amid all the rumors and speculation about the Valerie Plame investigation, the New York Sun has sniffed out a detail that may be more telling than anything else. After his session with the grand jury ended today, the Sun says, Patrick Fitzgerald spent some time in the chambers of U.S. District Judge Thomas Hogan. If Fitzgerald were in the process of indicting somebody, a private conversation with the judge might have been inappropriate. But if he was looking to extend the term of his grand jury, Hogan would have been the man to see.
beth b - Oct 26, 2005 11:08:06 am PDT #8972 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Hey, at least I'm wearing clothes.
I'm not sure this makes it better