lori and Robin are scaring me with their instant death stories.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Oct 26, 2005 10:28:39 am PDT #8948 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:28:55 am PDT #8949 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I've split my chin twice.
TWO rows of stitches, baybee!
brenda m - Oct 26, 2005 10:34:16 am PDT #8950 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ooh, is it scar smackdown time again? OK. I once touched my own skull. 47 stitches in two layers.
Spoiler fonted because ick.
lori - Oct 26, 2005 10:35:55 am PDT #8951 of 10002
oooh. Brenda wins. Or at least has a much cooler story than I.
I have 10 or so stitches in the back of my head, but there was no skull touching.
brenda m - Oct 26, 2005 10:41:44 am PDT #8952 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Or at least has a much cooler story than I.
Turns out, when they put signs up all over a pier saying things like "Caution" and "Condemned" and "Do Not Something-Something" and "Access Prohibitycakes," they're trying to tell you something. Something important.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:42:38 am PDT #8953 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Wow. Someone had a cooler story than Lori. Just, WOW.
Seriously. Anybody else here put something on Mars? Raise your hand high!
Brenda is WAY gross, but I still think Lori wins all cool-story offs by her very Loriness.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:43:14 am PDT #8954 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Turns out, when they put signs up all over a pier saying things like "Caution" and "Condemned" and "Do Not Something-Something" and "Access Prohibitycakes," they're trying to tell you something. Something important.
Danger and Near Skull Fracture are roommates?
Lee - Oct 26, 2005 10:46:53 am PDT #8955 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I didn't get to touch my skull, but I did fracture it, and in the process had a grapefruit sized lump of spinal fluid collect at the back of my head and abraded my neck badly enough to leave a scar.
On the more comforting level, my lunch today is macaroni and cheese, a banana, and a snack sized bag of chocolate chip cookies. Go my inner 12 year old!
Burrell - Oct 26, 2005 10:48:36 am PDT #8956 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
oooh, lunch! Good idea.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:49:50 am PDT #8957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's probably fair to say no one wants to know precisely how I broke my hymen. No, there weren't any stitches. Or skulls. But there was a bike crash.
And, really, if anyone does want to know, I've re-skeeved myself just typing this much, and am gonna leave it at that.