I've split my chin twice.
TWO rows of stitches, baybee!
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:28:55 am PDT #8949 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
brenda m - Oct 26, 2005 10:34:16 am PDT #8950 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ooh, is it scar smackdown time again? OK. I once touched my own skull. 47 stitches in two layers.
Spoiler fonted because ick.
lori - Oct 26, 2005 10:35:55 am PDT #8951 of 10002
oooh. Brenda wins. Or at least has a much cooler story than I.
I have 10 or so stitches in the back of my head, but there was no skull touching.
brenda m - Oct 26, 2005 10:41:44 am PDT #8952 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Or at least has a much cooler story than I.
Turns out, when they put signs up all over a pier saying things like "Caution" and "Condemned" and "Do Not Something-Something" and "Access Prohibitycakes," they're trying to tell you something. Something important.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:42:38 am PDT #8953 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Wow. Someone had a cooler story than Lori. Just, WOW.
Seriously. Anybody else here put something on Mars? Raise your hand high!
Brenda is WAY gross, but I still think Lori wins all cool-story offs by her very Loriness.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 10:43:14 am PDT #8954 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Turns out, when they put signs up all over a pier saying things like "Caution" and "Condemned" and "Do Not Something-Something" and "Access Prohibitycakes," they're trying to tell you something. Something important.
Danger and Near Skull Fracture are roommates?
Lee - Oct 26, 2005 10:46:53 am PDT #8955 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I didn't get to touch my skull, but I did fracture it, and in the process had a grapefruit sized lump of spinal fluid collect at the back of my head and abraded my neck badly enough to leave a scar.
On the more comforting level, my lunch today is macaroni and cheese, a banana, and a snack sized bag of chocolate chip cookies. Go my inner 12 year old!
Burrell - Oct 26, 2005 10:48:36 am PDT #8956 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
oooh, lunch! Good idea.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 10:49:50 am PDT #8957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's probably fair to say no one wants to know precisely how I broke my hymen. No, there weren't any stitches. Or skulls. But there was a bike crash.
And, really, if anyone does want to know, I've re-skeeved myself just typing this much, and am gonna leave it at that.
bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 10:51:04 am PDT #8958 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Who HASN'T had their hymen broken?