Jason Alexander was last to know that his sitcom was canceled. He found out about it in USA Today.
Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things...Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you! Xander: Already got the visual.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Oct 05, 2005 6:08:59 am PDT #3466 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
DavidS - Oct 05, 2005 6:09:35 am PDT #3467 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Salt dough? Whazzit?
Dough with lots of extra salt in it. So it won't spoil I suppose while they're making topographical maps of California. Later comes the infamous "build a model of a California Mission" project, which every California public school child has done in 4th grade since the birth of man. (Which preceded the California Missions, so it was an especially difficult and enigmatic assignment back then.)
Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2005 6:10:42 am PDT #3468 of 10002
What is even happening?
Jason Alexander was last to know that his sitcom was canceled. He found out about it in USA Today.Man, that's so wrong. That kind of thing is what scared me about the Kitchen Confidential rumors, even after Monique hunted down some debunking of them.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2005 6:12:33 am PDT #3469 of 10002
What is even happening?
Later comes the infamous "build a model of a California Mission" project, which every California public school child has done in 4th grade since the birth of man. (Which preceded the California Missions, so it was an especially difficult and enigmatic assignment back then.)Heh.
We focused on State history in third grade. I wonder what sort of geography projects we'll have this year. I hate the frigging projects. For Ben's first book report this year, he had the choice to make a triarama/quadrarama (don't ask), a collage, or a crossword puzzle, using 10 words from the story. We totally went Crossword puzzle.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 6:17:57 am PDT #3470 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nick and Jessica? Oh noes!
Jessica - Oct 05, 2005 6:20:58 am PDT #3471 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
We focused on State history in third grade
Which reminds me, on TAR last night, "Pennsylvania, is that a state?" woman also didn't know what state Washington DC was in ("What state is that in, Washington?"). So any benefit of the doubt I was giving her for the PA comment? GONE. She's just completely geographically ignorant about her own country.
DavidS - Oct 05, 2005 6:23:11 am PDT #3472 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
We totally went Crossword puzzle.
Emmett had to do a crossword puzzle recently as well. amych will be pleased to know that it was cheese-based.
Well. Not actually carved out of cheese. Just cheese answers.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 05, 2005 6:28:02 am PDT #3473 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
OMG, is it your anniversary?
It totally is!
You sneak! You didn't say anything on the train! Mucho congrats!!!
amych - Oct 05, 2005 6:28:56 am PDT #3474 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
It suddenly strikes me that I should've livened up that third-grade Virginia History diorama by carving John Smith out of gouda.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2005 6:35:42 am PDT #3475 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
You sneak! You didn't say anything on the train!
Oh, I had other stuff to talk about, like coffee, and containers for coffee, and napping, and back pain. Really, it's so fascinating being me!!!
Buffista anniversary wishes are the best, 'cause we wouldn't be together without y'all!