Nick and Jessica? Oh noes!
Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.
Tara ,'First Date'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 6:17:57 am PDT #3470 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica - Oct 05, 2005 6:20:58 am PDT #3471 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
We focused on State history in third grade
Which reminds me, on TAR last night, "Pennsylvania, is that a state?" woman also didn't know what state Washington DC was in ("What state is that in, Washington?"). So any benefit of the doubt I was giving her for the PA comment? GONE. She's just completely geographically ignorant about her own country.
DavidS - Oct 05, 2005 6:23:11 am PDT #3472 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
We totally went Crossword puzzle.
Emmett had to do a crossword puzzle recently as well. amych will be pleased to know that it was cheese-based.
Well. Not actually carved out of cheese. Just cheese answers.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 05, 2005 6:28:02 am PDT #3473 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
OMG, is it your anniversary?
It totally is!
You sneak! You didn't say anything on the train! Mucho congrats!!!
amych - Oct 05, 2005 6:28:56 am PDT #3474 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
It suddenly strikes me that I should've livened up that third-grade Virginia History diorama by carving John Smith out of gouda.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2005 6:35:42 am PDT #3475 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
You sneak! You didn't say anything on the train!
Oh, I had other stuff to talk about, like coffee, and containers for coffee, and napping, and back pain. Really, it's so fascinating being me!!!
Buffista anniversary wishes are the best, 'cause we wouldn't be together without y'all!
flea - Oct 05, 2005 6:40:32 am PDT #3476 of 10002
information libertarian
Happy anniversary to the McWaringles. I promise young Evie will not commence her husband-stealing for at least 16 years.
Dear Asshat boss, Since you have noticed that I am very stressed, and I am working my ass off this week, maybe it's not a great time to say, "I hate to bother you, but..." which you've said approximately 4 times a day all week for stupid inconsequential things. It's an especially bad idea to ask me to log off the computers in the classroom after you teach your class, just because you are too lazy to do it. If you really hated to bother me, you WOULDN"T.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 6:42:01 am PDT #3477 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you really hated to bother me, you WOULDN"T.
Sometimes we're doomed to do things we hate. It's what makes a good tragedy, and evidently Asshat boss is front and centre in one.
flea - Oct 05, 2005 6:42:49 am PDT #3478 of 10002
information libertarian
I tell you, it'll be tragic if I have to kill her.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2005 6:44:33 am PDT #3479 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I promise young Evie will not commence her husband-stealing for at least 16 years.
I'll be ready!