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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
You sneak! You didn't say anything on the train!
Oh, I had other stuff to talk about, like coffee, and containers for coffee, and napping, and back pain. Really, it's so fascinating being me!!!
Buffista anniversary wishes are the best, 'cause we wouldn't be together without y'all!
Happy anniversary to the McWaringles. I promise young Evie will not commence her husband-stealing for at least 16 years.
Dear Asshat boss, Since you have noticed that I am very stressed, and I am working my ass off this week, maybe it's not a great time to say, "I hate to bother you, but..." which you've said approximately 4 times a day all week for stupid inconsequential things. It's an especially bad idea to ask me to log off the computers in the classroom after you teach your class, just because you are too lazy to do it. If you really hated to bother me, you WOULDN"T.
If you really hated to bother me, you WOULDN"T.
Sometimes we're doomed to do things we hate. It's what makes a good tragedy, and evidently Asshat boss is front and centre in one.
I tell you, it'll be tragic if I have to kill her.
I promise young Evie will not commence her husband-stealing for at least 16 years.
I'll be ready!
Arrange for a tragic occurence in the new building -- hard hats are no longer required over there.
I just saw the craziest thing ever on "Elimidate" (yeah yeah, don't ask. This is where Tivo landed after my program finished)...
Anyway, this man demonstrated a drinking activity called "the tough guy shot."
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
What the hell?
I've been out of college for 14 years. What happened to quarters?
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
You forgot the, "...and then you shove the empty shot glass up your ass," part.
what, you don't break the glass first?
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
I'd like to be rewarded with a jug of tequila after all that, I think. Nicely chilled, to boot.
That's super-ouchy to read, since the winds are high here, and I've probably done the equivalent of snorting that much salt just getting to my desk.
Weather experts -- are the Santa Ana winds characteristically hot? Last week, the winds were scalding. And then the fires came. Now they're much cooler, but strong enough to knock you around.