It suddenly strikes me that I should've livened up that third-grade Virginia History diorama by carving John Smith out of gouda.
I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Oct 05, 2005 6:28:56 am PDT #3474 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2005 6:35:42 am PDT #3475 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
You sneak! You didn't say anything on the train!
Oh, I had other stuff to talk about, like coffee, and containers for coffee, and napping, and back pain. Really, it's so fascinating being me!!!
Buffista anniversary wishes are the best, 'cause we wouldn't be together without y'all!
flea - Oct 05, 2005 6:40:32 am PDT #3476 of 10002
information libertarian
Happy anniversary to the McWaringles. I promise young Evie will not commence her husband-stealing for at least 16 years.
Dear Asshat boss, Since you have noticed that I am very stressed, and I am working my ass off this week, maybe it's not a great time to say, "I hate to bother you, but..." which you've said approximately 4 times a day all week for stupid inconsequential things. It's an especially bad idea to ask me to log off the computers in the classroom after you teach your class, just because you are too lazy to do it. If you really hated to bother me, you WOULDN"T.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 6:42:01 am PDT #3477 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you really hated to bother me, you WOULDN"T.
Sometimes we're doomed to do things we hate. It's what makes a good tragedy, and evidently Asshat boss is front and centre in one.
flea - Oct 05, 2005 6:42:49 am PDT #3478 of 10002
information libertarian
I tell you, it'll be tragic if I have to kill her.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2005 6:44:33 am PDT #3479 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I promise young Evie will not commence her husband-stealing for at least 16 years.
I'll be ready!
amych - Oct 05, 2005 6:44:35 am PDT #3480 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Arrange for a tragic occurence in the new building -- hard hats are no longer required over there.
le nubian - Oct 05, 2005 6:46:34 am PDT #3481 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I just saw the craziest thing ever on "Elimidate" (yeah yeah, don't ask. This is where Tivo landed after my program finished)...
Anyway, this man demonstrated a drinking activity called "the tough guy shot."
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
What the hell?
I've been out of college for 14 years. What happened to quarters?
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 6:47:45 am PDT #3482 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
You forgot the, "...and then you shove the empty shot glass up your ass," part.
amych - Oct 05, 2005 6:48:28 am PDT #3483 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
what, you don't break the glass first?