I'm tempted to bid on the calls for Fury and Tim, and then my opening question would be, "So, what are Kristen & Allyson really like?"
I would also ask Fury to sing "Courage & Pluck" to me. And then he would say, "Er, that was years ago, I don't remember the tune." And then there would be an awkward silence.
I'm tempted to bid on the calls for Fury and Tim, and then my opening question would be, "So, what are Kristen & Allyson really like?"
You don't need to ask them! I'm willing to share all for donations of $4.99. $5.50 if you pay via PayPal -- gotta cover those user fees, y'know.
Never let it be said that I didn't have my price.
Hey now. Stop bogarting the money for
charity.
Well, all remaining proceeds would be donated to charity, of course. I'm not completely focused on me.
Just mostly.
On the Tim-centric side, I was rather pleased when a friend and I were talking about Kitchen Confidential and I told her she needed to keep watching it, given Fox's itchy trigger finger.
Completely on her own, she said, "Like Wonderfalls? We had just gotten into it when they pulled that. We're still bitter."
I had no idea she and her husband would go for a show like that. And I cursed the Fox folks again for not only cancelling Wonderfalls, but toying with my emotions again by picking up KC.
I'm kind of worried about KC, actually. I heard the ratings aren't great, and their Monday night promotion very pointedly ignores its very existence. It's like, "Gear up for a night of
Arrested Development
and
Prison Break
! There might be some other show in between them, but we don't care!"
I'm willing to share all for donations of $4.99.
Hah! I'm gonna write an scandal-filled exposé when Allyson's book comes out.
Make sure you include my last livejournal entry where I wanted to commit suicide because I was too fat for Jilli's gorgeous jacket. Because reading it now, I want to kill myself for being a jackass.
ETA: It may have been more navel-gazing crap than the entire book, Prozac Diaries.
That's not scandalous. That's relateable. You're no help at all.
I don't get why people would be nervous to talk to Tim. He's just a dude sitting in his jammies, smoking and surfing the 'net.
Which is EXACTLY what I plan to do with my evening.
It's not like I've met you
either.
When I thought I was going to, I felt some apprehensive energy too. I fear new people. However, I suspect you hate people just as much so I now am going to be shocked beyond words if I ever do meet you.
Anyway, I am in the white cotton jammies, I feel much more confident in the fairy princess jammies. Artistically, they are lovely with pink princesses wearing tiaras that can't really fail me in the irony catagory.
To sum up, fairy princess jammies are like comfy cotton courage.
And never do they strike one as idiots. Ever.
I now don't believe you have ever met us. Ever.