Alright, I'ma go back and delete in a few.
You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?
Cordelia ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2005 1:42:12 pm PDT #9672 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L. - Jul 10, 2005 1:45:22 pm PDT #9673 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
All cocks look silly, boys. Don't fool yourself.
Plei's not wrong. Penii just look *weird.*
I mean, our parts aren't that pretty, either, but they're usually nestled in a flattering hairstyle.
Goolies look like ears. When meara was here a few years ago, we went to the adult bookstore around the corner, and one of the things we looked at was a photo book of goolies -- they look like ears.
It's a wonder people ever have sex.
Glamcookie - Jul 10, 2005 1:47:03 pm PDT #9674 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I have written. I'm starving and my partner in crime (co-worker) is still napping. WAKE UP, MAN!
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2005 1:54:29 pm PDT #9675 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
WAKE UP SILLY WOMAN!
Polter-Cow - Jul 10, 2005 2:07:33 pm PDT #9676 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It's a wonder people ever have sex.
They're trying to hide the ugliness from the world!
DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 2:18:57 pm PDT #9677 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Goolies look like ears.
Pffft. There's a reason it's called labia.
Susan W. - Jul 10, 2005 2:23:37 pm PDT #9678 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I just found a posting for a full-time work-from-home job that's a perfect match for my abilities and a better-than-average match for my interests--it's a local event manager working under the supervision of the national event manager for one of the major Mother's Day breast cancer fundraisers. Mostly cat-herding, at which I excel, plus a little schmoozing, which isn't my strongest suit, but I can suck it up and do it on occasion for a sufficiently good cause. And with it being from home, I could probably hire a college kid to come in and play part-time nanny to Annabel.
Now all I need to do is write the perfect cover letter extolling my mad cat-herding skills in the next 24-48 hours or so. Feel free to send a little specific jobma my way.
Scrappy - Jul 10, 2005 2:24:13 pm PDT #9679 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I dunno, I like an erect penis and find them both fascinating and purty. Flaccid, they can be okay, and maybe silly when jumping about is called for, but mostly, I dig 'em.
Cashmere - Jul 10, 2005 2:43:53 pm PDT #9680 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
It only took me reading about the cleaning procedure for an uncircumcised penis to help me decide to have Owen cut. One word: smegma.
As soon as we cleaned her up and set her down, she was off and running again.
They are amazing at the recovery. Take pictures. We started a boo-boo gallery so we can do comparisons with later injuries.
Sean K - Jul 10, 2005 3:13:19 pm PDT #9681 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hola Bitches.
I'm fresh from wrapping a six-day movie shoot. Rather sunburned. After a week of shooting in the Venice beach sun and religiously slathering myself with SPF 50, I forgot to put it on today and got rather toasted, despite only shooting for a half day with half interior locations.
Stupid, stupid, stupid....