Buffy ,'Chosen'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
All cocks look silly, boys. Don't fool yourself.
Plei's not wrong. Penii just look *weird.*
I mean, our parts aren't that pretty, either, but they're usually nestled in a flattering hairstyle.
Goolies look like ears. When meara was here a few years ago, we went to the adult bookstore around the corner, and one of the things we looked at was a photo book of goolies -- they look like ears.
It's a wonder people ever have sex.
I have written. I'm starving and my partner in crime (co-worker) is still napping. WAKE UP, MAN!
WAKE UP SILLY WOMAN!
It's a wonder people ever have sex.
They're trying to hide the ugliness from the world!
Goolies look like ears.
Pffft. There's a reason it's called labia.
I just found a posting for a full-time work-from-home job that's a perfect match for my abilities and a better-than-average match for my interests--it's a local event manager working under the supervision of the national event manager for one of the major Mother's Day breast cancer fundraisers. Mostly cat-herding, at which I excel, plus a little schmoozing, which isn't my strongest suit, but I can suck it up and do it on occasion for a sufficiently good cause. And with it being from home, I could probably hire a college kid to come in and play part-time nanny to Annabel.
Now all I need to do is write the perfect cover letter extolling my mad cat-herding skills in the next 24-48 hours or so. Feel free to send a little specific jobma my way.
I dunno, I like an erect penis and find them both fascinating and purty. Flaccid, they can be okay, and maybe silly when jumping about is called for, but mostly, I dig 'em.
It only took me reading about the cleaning procedure for an uncircumcised penis to help me decide to have Owen cut. One word: smegma.
As soon as we cleaned her up and set her down, she was off and running again.
They are amazing at the recovery. Take pictures. We started a boo-boo gallery so we can do comparisons with later injuries.
Hola Bitches.
I'm fresh from wrapping a six-day movie shoot. Rather sunburned. After a week of shooting in the Venice beach sun and religiously slathering myself with SPF 50, I forgot to put it on today and got rather toasted, despite only shooting for a half day with half interior locations.
Stupid, stupid, stupid....
Also, the gig landed me several very promising prospects. Including the possibility of a gig in the Columbus area for a bit. Location shooting!