I have written. I'm starving and my partner in crime (co-worker) is still napping. WAKE UP, MAN!
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WAKE UP SILLY WOMAN!
It's a wonder people ever have sex.
They're trying to hide the ugliness from the world!
Goolies look like ears.
Pffft. There's a reason it's called labia.
I just found a posting for a full-time work-from-home job that's a perfect match for my abilities and a better-than-average match for my interests--it's a local event manager working under the supervision of the national event manager for one of the major Mother's Day breast cancer fundraisers. Mostly cat-herding, at which I excel, plus a little schmoozing, which isn't my strongest suit, but I can suck it up and do it on occasion for a sufficiently good cause. And with it being from home, I could probably hire a college kid to come in and play part-time nanny to Annabel.
Now all I need to do is write the perfect cover letter extolling my mad cat-herding skills in the next 24-48 hours or so. Feel free to send a little specific jobma my way.
I dunno, I like an erect penis and find them both fascinating and purty. Flaccid, they can be okay, and maybe silly when jumping about is called for, but mostly, I dig 'em.
It only took me reading about the cleaning procedure for an uncircumcised penis to help me decide to have Owen cut. One word: smegma.
As soon as we cleaned her up and set her down, she was off and running again.
They are amazing at the recovery. Take pictures. We started a boo-boo gallery so we can do comparisons with later injuries.
Hola Bitches.
I'm fresh from wrapping a six-day movie shoot. Rather sunburned. After a week of shooting in the Venice beach sun and religiously slathering myself with SPF 50, I forgot to put it on today and got rather toasted, despite only shooting for a half day with half interior locations.
Stupid, stupid, stupid....
Also, the gig landed me several very promising prospects. Including the possibility of a gig in the Columbus area for a bit. Location shooting!
Including the possibility of a gig in the Columbus area for a bit. Location shooting!
OHIO????