It's a wonder people ever have sex.
They're trying to hide the ugliness from the world!
Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Jul 10, 2005 2:07:33 pm PDT #9676 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 2:18:57 pm PDT #9677 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Goolies look like ears.
Pffft. There's a reason it's called labia.
Susan W. - Jul 10, 2005 2:23:37 pm PDT #9678 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I just found a posting for a full-time work-from-home job that's a perfect match for my abilities and a better-than-average match for my interests--it's a local event manager working under the supervision of the national event manager for one of the major Mother's Day breast cancer fundraisers. Mostly cat-herding, at which I excel, plus a little schmoozing, which isn't my strongest suit, but I can suck it up and do it on occasion for a sufficiently good cause. And with it being from home, I could probably hire a college kid to come in and play part-time nanny to Annabel.
Now all I need to do is write the perfect cover letter extolling my mad cat-herding skills in the next 24-48 hours or so. Feel free to send a little specific jobma my way.
Scrappy - Jul 10, 2005 2:24:13 pm PDT #9679 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I dunno, I like an erect penis and find them both fascinating and purty. Flaccid, they can be okay, and maybe silly when jumping about is called for, but mostly, I dig 'em.
Cashmere - Jul 10, 2005 2:43:53 pm PDT #9680 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
It only took me reading about the cleaning procedure for an uncircumcised penis to help me decide to have Owen cut. One word: smegma.
As soon as we cleaned her up and set her down, she was off and running again.
They are amazing at the recovery. Take pictures. We started a boo-boo gallery so we can do comparisons with later injuries.
Sean K - Jul 10, 2005 3:13:19 pm PDT #9681 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hola Bitches.
I'm fresh from wrapping a six-day movie shoot. Rather sunburned. After a week of shooting in the Venice beach sun and religiously slathering myself with SPF 50, I forgot to put it on today and got rather toasted, despite only shooting for a half day with half interior locations.
Stupid, stupid, stupid....
Sean K - Jul 10, 2005 3:18:10 pm PDT #9682 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Also, the gig landed me several very promising prospects. Including the possibility of a gig in the Columbus area for a bit. Location shooting!
Cashmere - Jul 10, 2005 3:23:07 pm PDT #9683 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Including the possibility of a gig in the Columbus area for a bit. Location shooting!
OHIO????
Steph L. - Jul 10, 2005 3:26:11 pm PDT #9684 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Including the possibility of a gig in the Columbus area for a bit. Location shooting!
For real???
Sean K - Jul 10, 2005 3:26:12 pm PDT #9685 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yep, that Columbus.