Trudes! Thanks for the address. I doubt I'll have any time to meet up as the next three days are full of work. Ick! It's hot as hell out here, yo.
'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Email her nonetheless! You both rawk so hard. Have you actually met?
I shall email her. I have not met her.
Alright, I'ma go back and delete in a few.
All cocks look silly, boys. Don't fool yourself.
Plei's not wrong. Penii just look *weird.*
I mean, our parts aren't that pretty, either, but they're usually nestled in a flattering hairstyle.
Goolies look like ears. When meara was here a few years ago, we went to the adult bookstore around the corner, and one of the things we looked at was a photo book of goolies -- they look like ears.
It's a wonder people ever have sex.
I have written. I'm starving and my partner in crime (co-worker) is still napping. WAKE UP, MAN!
WAKE UP SILLY WOMAN!
It's a wonder people ever have sex.
They're trying to hide the ugliness from the world!
Goolies look like ears.
Pffft. There's a reason it's called labia.
I just found a posting for a full-time work-from-home job that's a perfect match for my abilities and a better-than-average match for my interests--it's a local event manager working under the supervision of the national event manager for one of the major Mother's Day breast cancer fundraisers. Mostly cat-herding, at which I excel, plus a little schmoozing, which isn't my strongest suit, but I can suck it up and do it on occasion for a sufficiently good cause. And with it being from home, I could probably hire a college kid to come in and play part-time nanny to Annabel.
Now all I need to do is write the perfect cover letter extolling my mad cat-herding skills in the next 24-48 hours or so. Feel free to send a little specific jobma my way.