Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 12:06:04 pm PDT #9084 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Crazy bitch.


Fay - Jul 07, 2005 12:06:24 pm PDT #9085 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I think every teacher should be allowed to have a hobby, as long as it doesn't affect their teaching.

nodnodnod

Such as for example writingbiggayharrypotterpornandpublishingitonline. For example

whistles


Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:10:26 pm PDT #9086 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

She emailed me back!

OHMIGOD.

She was serious!

"I do'nt know you, but as a mom, I think it's important for Teachers to be of the highest morals, so I don't like to hear of teacher that are not. I think you are one of X's sisters friends, so I just thank GOD you are not a teacher in my town."

HOLYYYEEEE Shit.

I am cracking up here. I'm FURIOUS, but cracking up. Okay, bitch, I HOPE to FUCK you're not at the wedding because I am going to go have an anger smoke and craft a wonderful reply.

Go ahead, report me.


erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 12:10:35 pm PDT #9087 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Not that we know anybody who does that. My God, half of my shit doesn't pass that test. Not the leather pants, hardbound "Practical Homicide Investigations"...well, you know, it just wouldn't.


DCJensen - Jul 07, 2005 12:13:13 pm PDT #9088 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Has anyone used this search engine? Mamma: The Mother of all search engines.

Any feedback?


Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:13:37 pm PDT #9089 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Erin, let me write it. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?????


lisah - Jul 07, 2005 12:14:19 pm PDT #9090 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

OMG! I can't believe she was serious. Well...I can believe it because People are CRAXXY but...dang.. the nerve. I hope you share your reply to her. I'd have no idea what to say at this point other than "You're a real fucking idiot and I just thank GOD I'm not a child who had to be raised by you."

or something.


Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:15:30 pm PDT #9091 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, doll, you wanna HELP? I'm looking for my lighter and chanting cocksucking BITCH undermy breath.

I am PIIIIISSSSED.

Also, going to call the bride to find out who this santimonious little crotchlint beeyotch is.

Back in few.


Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:16:35 pm PDT #9092 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Uptight Bitch,

I am so sorry to hear that you disapprove of some clothing of mine. I imagine you'd have lots to say about my wife who write Gay Vampire Snuff Porn while breastfeeding our child we had with Billy Bob Thornton. But as I could give a shit what a repressed little bigot like you thinks, I'll settle for telling you to get bent. It sounds like you need it.


Anne W. - Jul 07, 2005 12:18:33 pm PDT #9093 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Erin, try something along the lines of:

"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."