Crazy bitch.
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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I think every teacher should be allowed to have a hobby, as long as it doesn't affect their teaching.
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Such as for example writingbiggayharrypotterpornandpublishingitonline. For example
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She emailed me back!
OHMIGOD.
She was serious!
"I do'nt know you, but as a mom, I think it's important for Teachers to be of the highest morals, so I don't like to hear of teacher that are not. I think you are one of X's sisters friends, so I just thank GOD you are not a teacher in my town."
HOLYYYEEEE Shit.
I am cracking up here. I'm FURIOUS, but cracking up. Okay, bitch, I HOPE to FUCK you're not at the wedding because I am going to go have an anger smoke and craft a wonderful reply.
Go ahead, report me.
Not that we know anybody who does that. My God, half of my shit doesn't pass that test. Not the leather pants, hardbound "Practical Homicide Investigations"...well, you know, it just wouldn't.
Erin, let me write it. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?????
OMG! I can't believe she was serious. Well...I can believe it because People are CRAXXY but...dang.. the nerve. I hope you share your reply to her. I'd have no idea what to say at this point other than "You're a real fucking idiot and I just thank GOD I'm not a child who had to be raised by you."
or something.
Oh, doll, you wanna HELP? I'm looking for my lighter and chanting cocksucking BITCH undermy breath.
I am PIIIIISSSSED.
Also, going to call the bride to find out who this santimonious little crotchlint beeyotch is.
Back in few.
Dear Uptight Bitch,
I am so sorry to hear that you disapprove of some clothing of mine. I imagine you'd have lots to say about my wife who write Gay Vampire Snuff Porn while breastfeeding our child we had with Billy Bob Thornton. But as I could give a shit what a repressed little bigot like you thinks, I'll settle for telling you to get bent. It sounds like you need it.
Erin, try something along the lines of:
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."