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Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:59:37 pm PDT #7280 of 10001

Are you ready to be strong?

Promise me you'll get a new puppy within the year. Six months is even better.

As soon as we know where we're living. I can't wait.

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:01:30 pm PDT #7281 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

As soon as we know where we're living. I can't wait.

That's not a promise! That's a maybe.

I changed my mind. I want "More squat thrusts, bitch!" to be part of your wedding vows. After the monkey with a fez.

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:02:53 pm PDT #7282 of 10001

Are you ready to be strong?

Maybe the monkey can do the squat thrusts?

What's a squat thrust?

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:05:13 pm PDT #7283 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe the monkey can do the squat thrusts?

It's like you're not even thinking about the fez.

Squat Thrust

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:06:30 pm PDT #7284 of 10001

Are you ready to be strong?

Oh hey, we do something like that in yoga, but without the squatting part. Maybe a yoga monkey? If his balance is good, he won't disturb the fez.

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:07:44 pm PDT #7285 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe a yoga monkey?

See now, here's a market niche which just might make you rich.

I would totally sign up for a place called Yoga Monkeys (bring your own fez).

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:09:33 pm PDT #7286 of 10001

Are you ready to be strong?

There's a yoga pose named for the monkey god.

Hanumanasana.

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:11:28 pm PDT #7287 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There's a yoga pose named for the monkey god.

Dude, I totally love Hanuman. I mean, he's no Ganesha, but...

Is there an elephant move in yoga?

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:14:24 pm PDT #7288 of 10001

Are you ready to be strong?

Is there an elephant move in yoga?

Not that I know of.

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:18:25 pm PDT #7289 of 10001

Are you ready to be strong?

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