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Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:06:30 pm PDT #7284 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Oh hey, we do something like that in yoga, but without the squatting part. Maybe a yoga monkey? If his balance is good, he won't disturb the fez.

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:07:44 pm PDT #7285 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe a yoga monkey?

See now, here's a market niche which just might make you rich.

I would totally sign up for a place called Yoga Monkeys (bring your own fez).

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:09:33 pm PDT #7286 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

There's a yoga pose named for the monkey god.

Hanumanasana.

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:11:28 pm PDT #7287 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There's a yoga pose named for the monkey god.

Dude, I totally love Hanuman. I mean, he's no Ganesha, but...

Is there an elephant move in yoga?

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:14:24 pm PDT #7288 of 10001
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Is there an elephant move in yoga?

Not that I know of.

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:18:25 pm PDT #7289 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

For Hec: [link]

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:19:53 pm PDT #7290 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For Hec: [link]

It's a classic for a reason. The reason being: Monkey in a fez! That's all the reason you need!

Monkeys on ice skates? Unreasonable.

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:22:30 pm PDT #7291 of 10001
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I beg to differ.

[link]

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:27:52 pm PDT #7292 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I beg to differ.

You make a strong case for the rational free-skating monkey. The kind of monkey that would read Spinoza and land a triple lutz.

You wouldn't fuck with this skateboard monkey, though would you? He would FLIP OUT on you. You know it.

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:28:37 pm PDT #7293 of 10001
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I love that monkey! He makes his own fun.

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