I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:14:24 pm PDT #7288 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Is there an elephant move in yoga?

Not that I know of.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:18:25 pm PDT #7289 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

For Hec: [link]


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:19:53 pm PDT #7290 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For Hec: [link]

It's a classic for a reason. The reason being: Monkey in a fez! That's all the reason you need!

Monkeys on ice skates? Unreasonable.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:22:30 pm PDT #7291 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

I beg to differ.

[link]


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:27:52 pm PDT #7292 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I beg to differ.

You make a strong case for the rational free-skating monkey. The kind of monkey that would read Spinoza and land a triple lutz.

You wouldn't fuck with this skateboard monkey, though would you? He would FLIP OUT on you. You know it.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:28:37 pm PDT #7293 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

I love that monkey! He makes his own fun.


Lee - Jun 27, 2005 9:28:43 pm PDT #7294 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

He would FLIP OUT on you. You know it.

Does that make him a ninja, or a human?


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:31:07 pm PDT #7295 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I love that monkey! He makes his own fun.

Not as much fun as The rocking Ice Chimp.

Does that make him a ninja, or a human?

Monkey Ninja. That's so eighties, though.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:33:30 pm PDT #7296 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

"That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this."


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:35:55 pm PDT #7297 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

More Monkey Rock for Everybody

"That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this."

This is why you get the Anya Chrismakkuh ornament.