Maybe a yoga monkey?
See now, here's a market niche which just might make you rich.
I would totally sign up for a place called Yoga Monkeys (bring your own fez).
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:07:44 pm PDT #7285 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:09:33 pm PDT #7286 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:11:28 pm PDT #7287 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
There's a yoga pose named for the monkey god.
Dude, I totally love Hanuman. I mean, he's no Ganesha, but...
Is there an elephant move in yoga?
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:14:24 pm PDT #7288 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?
Is there an elephant move in yoga?
Not that I know of.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:18:25 pm PDT #7289 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?
For Hec: [link]
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DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:19:53 pm PDT #7290 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
For Hec: [link]
It's a classic for a reason. The reason being: Monkey in a fez! That's all the reason you need!
Monkeys on ice skates? Unreasonable.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:22:30 pm PDT #7291 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?
![[link]](http://www.geocities.jp/childsdreamscape/topmini/special/04monkey/skating/skating01.jpg){kind=link}
DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:27:52 pm PDT #7292 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I beg to differ.
You make a strong case for the rational free-skating monkey. The kind of monkey that would read Spinoza and land a triple lutz.
You wouldn't fuck with this skateboard monkey, though would you? He would FLIP OUT on you. You know it.
Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:28:37 pm PDT #7293 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?
I love that monkey! He makes his own fun.
Lee - Jun 27, 2005 9:28:43 pm PDT #7294 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
He would FLIP OUT on you. You know it.
Does that make him a ninja, or a human?