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DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:05:13 pm PDT #7283 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe the monkey can do the squat thrusts?

It's like you're not even thinking about the fez.

Squat Thrust

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:06:30 pm PDT #7284 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Oh hey, we do something like that in yoga, but without the squatting part. Maybe a yoga monkey? If his balance is good, he won't disturb the fez.

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:07:44 pm PDT #7285 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe a yoga monkey?

See now, here's a market niche which just might make you rich.

I would totally sign up for a place called Yoga Monkeys (bring your own fez).

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:09:33 pm PDT #7286 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

There's a yoga pose named for the monkey god.

Hanumanasana.

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:11:28 pm PDT #7287 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There's a yoga pose named for the monkey god.

Dude, I totally love Hanuman. I mean, he's no Ganesha, but...

Is there an elephant move in yoga?

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:14:24 pm PDT #7288 of 10001
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Is there an elephant move in yoga?

Not that I know of.

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:18:25 pm PDT #7289 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

For Hec: [link]

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:19:53 pm PDT #7290 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For Hec: [link]

It's a classic for a reason. The reason being: Monkey in a fez! That's all the reason you need!

Monkeys on ice skates? Unreasonable.

Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:22:30 pm PDT #7291 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

I beg to differ.

[link]

DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:27:52 pm PDT #7292 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I beg to differ.

You make a strong case for the rational free-skating monkey. The kind of monkey that would read Spinoza and land a triple lutz.

You wouldn't fuck with this skateboard monkey, though would you? He would FLIP OUT on you. You know it.

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