I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:53:29 pm PDT #7277 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I could name a puppy like this Piney.

This one is pretty good too:

Awww. Li'l Malik style.

FILTH

I know! I totally wanted to wash out her mouth but she kept giggling smugly.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:55:15 pm PDT #7278 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

I've been missing Malik so hard the past few days. It always happens when I'm alone at home for a stretch.

she kept giggling smugly

Well, I'd be smug too, in her place.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:57:53 pm PDT #7279 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've been missing Malik so hard the past few days. It always happens when I'm alone at home for a stretch.

Okay. That does it. Promise me you'll get a new puppy within the year. Six months is even better.

Well, I'd be smug too, in her place.

Say unto the Saget: "More squat thrusts, bitch!"


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:59:37 pm PDT #7280 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Promise me you'll get a new puppy within the year. Six months is even better.

As soon as we know where we're living. I can't wait.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:01:30 pm PDT #7281 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

As soon as we know where we're living. I can't wait.

That's not a promise! That's a maybe.

I changed my mind. I want "More squat thrusts, bitch!" to be part of your wedding vows. After the monkey with a fez.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:02:53 pm PDT #7282 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Maybe the monkey can do the squat thrusts?

What's a squat thrust?


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:05:13 pm PDT #7283 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe the monkey can do the squat thrusts?

It's like you're not even thinking about the fez.

Squat Thrust


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:06:30 pm PDT #7284 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Oh hey, we do something like that in yoga, but without the squatting part. Maybe a yoga monkey? If his balance is good, he won't disturb the fez.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 9:07:44 pm PDT #7285 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe a yoga monkey?

See now, here's a market niche which just might make you rich.

I would totally sign up for a place called Yoga Monkeys (bring your own fez).


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 9:09:33 pm PDT #7286 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

There's a yoga pose named for the monkey god.

Hanumanasana.