On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 12, 2005 12:28:46 pm PDT #3663 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm trying to remember what I last cited as my biggest weakness.

Lazy? Addicted to the internet? Prone to migraines and trying to leave early for krav? Not detail-oriented?

Probably something else.

Actually, maybe the detail oriented thing, spun to make it seem like I'm a big picture person, but only for, say, non-coding jobs.


Gus - May 12, 2005 12:29:32 pm PDT #3664 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Interview question: "Why are manhole covers round?"

I confess I have used this one. It is from the Microsoft interview barage.


tommyrot - May 12, 2005 12:29:50 pm PDT #3665 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"What is your favorite element on the periodic table?"

"Rock, paper or scissors?"


Scrappy - May 12, 2005 12:30:30 pm PDT #3666 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

F, C, M?


tommyrot - May 12, 2005 12:31:33 pm PDT #3667 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Caveman or astronaut?


§ ita § - May 12, 2005 12:31:37 pm PDT #3668 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What's your favourite internet timesuck?

Do these pants make me look fat?

Will you need the day off to watch that Sith crap on opening day?


tommyrot - May 12, 2005 12:33:19 pm PDT #3669 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have you ever posted a picture of a kitten to a blog? Or to kittenwar?

eta: How far can you make a penguin fly?


Gudanov - May 12, 2005 12:36:59 pm PDT #3670 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Then there's the ever-annoying question, "What is your biggest weakness?"

I hate that question. I feel like I have to make up a bullshit answer and the interviewer knows I'm going to make up a bullshit answer, so what's the point? Of course, bullshitting can be an important skill.


Gus - May 12, 2005 12:37:26 pm PDT #3671 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Do you own an action figure?

Other than Barbie or GI Joe?

Do they have children?


tommyrot - May 12, 2005 12:38:00 pm PDT #3672 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Of course, bullshitting can be an important skill.

Yeah, that's the only reason I can think of to ask that.