Do you own an action figure?
Other than Barbie or GI Joe?
Do they have children?
Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?
'Beneath You'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gus - May 12, 2005 12:37:26 pm PDT #3671 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
tommyrot - May 12, 2005 12:38:00 pm PDT #3672 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Of course, bullshitting can be an important skill.
Yeah, that's the only reason I can think of to ask that.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 12:38:08 pm PDT #3673 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Catstacking.
It doesn't have to be a question -- you just need to look for an attendant twitch.
What's under the hatch? Who's at her door? Who shot JR? Does woobification preclude intelligent analysis of the text? Does Robin look good in French bangs? Does Batman like carrots?
Aims - May 12, 2005 12:38:32 pm PDT #3674 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Betty or Veronica?
Betty or Wilma?
First Darren or Second Darren?
Scrappy - May 12, 2005 12:38:44 pm PDT #3675 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is your favorite color?
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 12:39:15 pm PDT #3676 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR????
tommyrot - May 12, 2005 12:39:27 pm PDT #3677 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you own an action figure?
If you had action figures on your desk, and while you were gone someone arranged them in humorous or obscene poses, what would you do?
Gus - May 12, 2005 12:39:33 pm PDT #3678 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
t twitch
shrift - May 12, 2005 1:01:18 pm PDT #3679 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
My day started out on the Busy State Highway, got onto the Hectic Business Loop, merged onto Interstate You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me, and accidentally took the wrong exit to Hysterical Sobbing Laughter Boulevard, where I am still stuck in traffic. Any moment now, Michael Stipe is going to wander past while singing "Everybody Hurts".
DavidS - May 12, 2005 1:17:26 pm PDT #3680 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My day started out on the Busy State Highway, got onto the Hectic Business Loop, merged onto Interstate You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me, and accidentally took the wrong exit to Hysterical Sobbing Laughter Boulevard, where I am still stuck in traffic. Any moment now, Michael Stipe is going to wander past while singing "Everybody Hurts".
I'd feel bad except I know you've got like $80,000 saved up for that move you never make. Move to LA! Run, shrift, run! Go!