Caveman or astronaut?
Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.
'Shindig'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 12, 2005 12:31:33 pm PDT #3667 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 12:31:37 pm PDT #3668 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What's your favourite internet timesuck?
Do these pants make me look fat?
Will you need the day off to watch that Sith crap on opening day?
tommyrot - May 12, 2005 12:33:19 pm PDT #3669 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Have you ever posted a picture of a kitten to a blog? Or to kittenwar?
eta: How far can you make a penguin fly?
Gudanov - May 12, 2005 12:36:59 pm PDT #3670 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Then there's the ever-annoying question, "What is your biggest weakness?"
I hate that question. I feel like I have to make up a bullshit answer and the interviewer knows I'm going to make up a bullshit answer, so what's the point? Of course, bullshitting can be an important skill.
Gus - May 12, 2005 12:37:26 pm PDT #3671 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Do you own an action figure?
Other than Barbie or GI Joe?
Do they have children?
tommyrot - May 12, 2005 12:38:00 pm PDT #3672 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Of course, bullshitting can be an important skill.
Yeah, that's the only reason I can think of to ask that.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 12:38:08 pm PDT #3673 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Catstacking.
It doesn't have to be a question -- you just need to look for an attendant twitch.
What's under the hatch? Who's at her door? Who shot JR? Does woobification preclude intelligent analysis of the text? Does Robin look good in French bangs? Does Batman like carrots?
Aims - May 12, 2005 12:38:32 pm PDT #3674 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Betty or Veronica?
Betty or Wilma?
First Darren or Second Darren?
Scrappy - May 12, 2005 12:38:44 pm PDT #3675 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is your favorite color?
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 12:39:15 pm PDT #3676 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR????