'Just Rewards (2)'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Then there's the ever-annoying question, "What is your biggest weakness?"
I hate that question. I feel like I have to make up a bullshit answer and the interviewer knows I'm going to make up a bullshit answer, so what's the point? Of course, bullshitting can be an important skill.
Do you own an action figure?
Other than Barbie or GI Joe?
Do they have children?
Of course, bullshitting can be an important skill.
Yeah, that's the only reason I can think of to ask that.
Catstacking.
It doesn't have to be a question -- you just need to look for an attendant twitch.
What's under the hatch? Who's at her door? Who shot JR? Does woobification preclude intelligent analysis of the text? Does Robin look good in French bangs? Does Batman like carrots?
Betty or Veronica?
Betty or Wilma?
First Darren or Second Darren?
WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is your favorite color?
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR????
Do you own an action figure?
If you had action figures on your desk, and while you were gone someone arranged them in humorous or obscene poses, what would you do?
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My day started out on the Busy State Highway, got onto the Hectic Business Loop, merged onto Interstate You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me, and accidentally took the wrong exit to Hysterical Sobbing Laughter Boulevard, where I am still stuck in traffic. Any moment now, Michael Stipe is going to wander past while singing "Everybody Hurts".