Catstacking.
It doesn't have to be a question -- you just need to look for an attendant twitch.
What's under the hatch? Who's at her door? Who shot JR? Does woobification preclude intelligent analysis of the text? Does Robin look good in French bangs? Does Batman like carrots?
Betty or Veronica?
Betty or Wilma?
First Darren or Second Darren?
WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is your favorite color?
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR????
Do you own an action figure?
If you had action figures on your desk, and while you were gone someone arranged them in humorous or obscene poses, what would you do?
My day started out on the Busy State Highway, got onto the Hectic Business Loop, merged onto Interstate You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me, and accidentally took the wrong exit to Hysterical Sobbing Laughter Boulevard, where I am still stuck in traffic. Any moment now, Michael Stipe is going to wander past while singing "Everybody Hurts".
My day started out on the Busy State Highway, got onto the Hectic Business Loop, merged onto Interstate You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me, and accidentally took the wrong exit to Hysterical Sobbing Laughter Boulevard, where I am still stuck in traffic. Any moment now, Michael Stipe is going to wander past while singing "Everybody Hurts".
I'd feel bad except I know you've got like $80,000 saved up for that move you never make. Move to LA! Run, shrift, run! Go!
Wait. shrift has $80K saved up?
Has anyone ever noted how CUTE shrift is?
Has anyone ever noted how CUTE shrift is?
Not so much cute as hot like a thing that is hot. And I think David misspelled "Boston" there.