Oh, christ, I need to schedule a massage too. That's going to be interesting.
You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2005 8:34:04 am PST #7957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Calli - Mar 16, 2005 8:39:17 am PST #7958 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Maybe a massage would keep my neck muscles from tensing to the point that my skull actually pops off the top of my spinal column.
Worth a shot.
And the look on my masseuse's face if it doesn't work would still be pretty cool.
Not that I'd be able to enjoy it.
Rick - Mar 16, 2005 8:43:57 am PST #7959 of 10002
Regarding Kalshane's obscure holiday, St. Urho's Day, I have received celebratory e-mails from several Finnish colleagues today, so I now know how to say "Happy St. Urho's Day" in Finnish: "Hyvää Pyhän Urhon päivää!" They do like their umlauts.
DavidS - Mar 16, 2005 8:44:27 am PST #7960 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That, or the flourescent lights.
Frank understands.
After her surgery will we call her bon "no-neck" bon?
shrift - Mar 16, 2005 8:44:32 am PST #7961 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
But I really really want a brain, so I'm willing to throw a right eye into the pot.
No, no -- keep the eye. I'd just have to get new glasses, and let's face it, you're not getting one of those fancy, newfangled, top-of-the-line brains fresh from the factory, here.
Kalshane - Mar 16, 2005 8:48:15 am PST #7962 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Wow. That's a lot of umlauts. Sadly my understanding of Finnish is limited to haistaa napa and paha poika. (Though the latter always sounded like "baha boika" when my grandmother said it.)
bon bon - Mar 16, 2005 8:50:39 am PST #7963 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
After her surgery will we call her bon "no-neck" bon?
After surgery I would appreciate it if people would avoid staring at my disfigurement or referring to it in any way. You may thereafter refer to me as bon "all-neck" bon.
msbelle - Mar 16, 2005 8:51:12 am PST #7964 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
oh some good news. I may have sold my bike. Someone is coming to look at it on Friday. YAY money and goodbye clutter.
victor infante - Mar 16, 2005 8:51:41 am PST #7965 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Hey. Over on sages_of_chaos, in livejournal, I'm organizing a Scavenger Hunt on Infinite Earths, because I am silly and a geek, and need to finish the list. What are some good items from various fandoms--Buffy, Harry Potter, Discworld, Farscape, etc--that I can throw on there. No limits as to what fandom, but funny is good!
sarameg - Mar 16, 2005 8:57:38 am PST #7966 of 10002
What do you do about collars with no neck? Pull 'em up to your ears?
They are flushing the emergency water/sprinkler system right now. It is really really REALLY loud since the standpipe or whatever is about 7 feet away.