Angel: Eve. So, I guess we should, I don't know, talk? Eve: About what? Angel: About what happened back there with us. Eve: Angel, it's not like this is the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to U.C. Santa Cruz.

'Life of the Party'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Mar 15, 2005 6:35:47 pm PST #7779 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Thanks, Allyson. I will ask around.


Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 6:47:29 pm PST #7780 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

"Dog" is such a good first word.

That breast cancer stuff is interesting, Allyson. However I think my boobs are off limits for the moment.

Er, speaking of boobs, toddlers just adore them, don't they? As I recall from my babysitting days, the stage lasts well beyond toddlerhood. When does it end, the random grabbing of the breasts?


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2005 6:47:52 pm PST #7781 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When does it end, the random grabbing of the breasts?

We talking boys or girls? Straight or gay?


Steph L. - Mar 15, 2005 6:50:14 pm PST #7782 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And while Buff Diving I think I found a funny made on 9/11, Which makes me uncomfortable, but still funny:

Miracleman: Any indication as to, you know, WHY they hadda evacuate the Capitol?

Steph L.: Reagan has clawed his way out of his coffin and is looking for a tender young neck to bite?

Tommyrot: Rumsfeld and Cheney went berserk with jealousy when they were mistakenly told that Reagan had begun his ascension?

Oh, god NO. That wasn't 9/11 -- that was from just last summer (June 2004), after Reagan died. When his coffin was lying in state in the Capitol, there was coincidentally an evacuation of the Capitol. Hence my reference to Reagan clawing his way out of his coffin.

I don't think there were any jokes on 9/11.


Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 6:56:12 pm PST #7783 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

We talking boys or girls? Straight or gay?

Both boys and girls, and frankly I would have no inkling as to the sexual orientation of a toddler. But I'm not talking about a particularly sexualized impulse anyway. It's more like "hey boobies! I miss you!"


Scrappy - Mar 15, 2005 7:00:54 pm PST #7784 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Well, for boys, never, afaik.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2005 7:04:13 pm PST #7785 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, for boys, never, afaik.

That was pretty much where I was going ....


Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 7:07:46 pm PST #7786 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hmmm, as someone who's been groped both ways, there's something distinctly different about a kid's groping.

For one thing, much more random. Very few men go up to any woman they can stand next to and either grab or poke at her breast. Those who do are considered a bit socially backwards, to say the least. But it's perfectly normal behavior for a two year old.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2005 7:09:30 pm PST #7787 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay .. that was where I was going flippantly.


Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:12:02 pm PST #7788 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

hey ita, a quick insent.