Okay .. that was where I was going flippantly.
Phew. For a moment, I thought I had lost all capacity to communicate. Especially given the codeine.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 7:12:34 pm PST #7789 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:31:57 pm PST #7790 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Avoiding the breast conversation because I think I'm confused by the whole thing.
Okay, how much am I in love with Tivo right now? It taped Ewan on Jay Leno last night. Yum. Ewan.
Dear god. He's so smoking hot and discussing erections. That is all.
Allyson - Mar 15, 2005 7:37:58 pm PST #7791 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
As I recall from my babysitting days, the stage lasts well beyond toddlerhood. When does it end, the random grabbing of the breasts?
It would end with me, as any kid over 18 months would get a horrifying lesson in boundaries.
Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:38:15 pm PST #7792 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Dear god! now he's talking about dildos.
Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 7:39:09 pm PST #7793 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
What a shame you have to look at Leno too. Although it sounds like it was worth the sacrifice.
Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:45:10 pm PST #7794 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
How much do I love the miniEwans?
Also, it's pretty funny because Ewan is totally mocking Jay. They got into a water fight.
Scrappy - Mar 15, 2005 7:47:49 pm PST #7795 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I was only kidding too. I have experiences the toddler random grab. It seems right about when they stop going for noses and mouths, they start grabbing breasts.
Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:51:36 pm PST #7796 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Hey Robin, are we on for Thursday?
Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2005 7:54:02 pm PST #7797 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My cousin's daughter used to get a good handfull of boob and sorta rhythmically squeeze it when I was rocking her to sleep. I didn't care. She could have smoked a teeny tiny Marlboro if it would have helped her fall asleep.
Scrappy - Mar 15, 2005 7:55:59 pm PST #7798 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Oops, Kat, meant to email ya. No, sorry. Jason made plans with friends and I forgot.
Friday or Sunday? Or brunch either weekend day?