Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2005 7:04:13 pm PST #7785 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, for boys, never, afaik.

That was pretty much where I was going ....


Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 7:07:46 pm PST #7786 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hmmm, as someone who's been groped both ways, there's something distinctly different about a kid's groping.

For one thing, much more random. Very few men go up to any woman they can stand next to and either grab or poke at her breast. Those who do are considered a bit socially backwards, to say the least. But it's perfectly normal behavior for a two year old.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2005 7:09:30 pm PST #7787 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay .. that was where I was going flippantly.


Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:12:02 pm PST #7788 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

hey ita, a quick insent.


Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 7:12:34 pm PST #7789 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Okay .. that was where I was going flippantly.

Phew. For a moment, I thought I had lost all capacity to communicate. Especially given the codeine.


Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:31:57 pm PST #7790 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Avoiding the breast conversation because I think I'm confused by the whole thing.

Okay, how much am I in love with Tivo right now? It taped Ewan on Jay Leno last night. Yum. Ewan.

Dear god. He's so smoking hot and discussing erections. That is all.


Allyson - Mar 15, 2005 7:37:58 pm PST #7791 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

As I recall from my babysitting days, the stage lasts well beyond toddlerhood. When does it end, the random grabbing of the breasts?

It would end with me, as any kid over 18 months would get a horrifying lesson in boundaries.


Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:38:15 pm PST #7792 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Dear god! now he's talking about dildos.


Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 7:39:09 pm PST #7793 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

What a shame you have to look at Leno too. Although it sounds like it was worth the sacrifice.


Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:45:10 pm PST #7794 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

How much do I love the miniEwans?

Also, it's pretty funny because Ewan is totally mocking Jay. They got into a water fight.