See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 6:56:12 pm PST #7783 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

We talking boys or girls? Straight or gay?

Both boys and girls, and frankly I would have no inkling as to the sexual orientation of a toddler. But I'm not talking about a particularly sexualized impulse anyway. It's more like "hey boobies! I miss you!"


Scrappy - Mar 15, 2005 7:00:54 pm PST #7784 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Well, for boys, never, afaik.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2005 7:04:13 pm PST #7785 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, for boys, never, afaik.

That was pretty much where I was going ....


Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 7:07:46 pm PST #7786 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hmmm, as someone who's been groped both ways, there's something distinctly different about a kid's groping.

For one thing, much more random. Very few men go up to any woman they can stand next to and either grab or poke at her breast. Those who do are considered a bit socially backwards, to say the least. But it's perfectly normal behavior for a two year old.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2005 7:09:30 pm PST #7787 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay .. that was where I was going flippantly.


Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:12:02 pm PST #7788 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

hey ita, a quick insent.


Burrell - Mar 15, 2005 7:12:34 pm PST #7789 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Okay .. that was where I was going flippantly.

Phew. For a moment, I thought I had lost all capacity to communicate. Especially given the codeine.


Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:31:57 pm PST #7790 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Avoiding the breast conversation because I think I'm confused by the whole thing.

Okay, how much am I in love with Tivo right now? It taped Ewan on Jay Leno last night. Yum. Ewan.

Dear god. He's so smoking hot and discussing erections. That is all.


Allyson - Mar 15, 2005 7:37:58 pm PST #7791 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

As I recall from my babysitting days, the stage lasts well beyond toddlerhood. When does it end, the random grabbing of the breasts?

It would end with me, as any kid over 18 months would get a horrifying lesson in boundaries.


Kat - Mar 15, 2005 7:38:15 pm PST #7792 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Dear god! now he's talking about dildos.