And while Buff Diving I think I found a funny made on 9/11, Which makes me uncomfortable, but still funny:
Miracleman: Any indication as to, you know, WHY they hadda evacuate the Capitol?
Steph L.: Reagan has clawed his way out of his coffin and is looking for a tender young neck to bite?
Tommyrot: Rumsfeld and Cheney went berserk with jealousy when they were mistakenly told that Reagan had begun his ascension?
Oh, god NO. That wasn't 9/11 -- that was from just last summer (June 2004), after Reagan died. When his coffin was lying in state in the Capitol, there was coincidentally an evacuation of the Capitol. Hence my reference to Reagan clawing his way out of his coffin.
I don't think there were any jokes on 9/11.
We talking boys or girls? Straight or gay?
Both boys and girls, and frankly I would have no inkling as to the sexual orientation of a toddler. But I'm not talking about a particularly sexualized impulse anyway. It's more like "hey boobies! I miss you!"
Well, for boys, never, afaik.
Well, for boys, never, afaik.
That was pretty much where I was going ....
Hmmm, as someone who's been groped both ways, there's something distinctly different about a kid's groping.
For one thing, much more random. Very few men go up to any woman they can stand next to and either grab or poke at her breast. Those who do are considered a bit socially backwards, to say the least. But it's perfectly normal behavior for a two year old.
Okay .. that was where I was going
flippantly.
Okay .. that was where I was going flippantly.
Phew. For a moment, I thought I had lost all capacity to communicate. Especially given the codeine.
Avoiding the breast conversation because I think I'm confused by the whole thing.
Okay, how much am I in love with Tivo right now? It taped Ewan on Jay Leno last night. Yum. Ewan.
Dear god. He's so smoking hot and discussing erections. That is all.
As I recall from my babysitting days, the stage lasts well beyond toddlerhood. When does it end, the random grabbing of the breasts?
It would end with me, as any kid over 18 months would get a horrifying lesson in boundaries.
