'Conversations with Dead People'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I think shrift edits.
The benevolent tyranny has no comment.
We might need to keep her just a little bitter and jaded.
You say that like it's not in the default installation package of every shrift.
Shrift: urband legend.
"Into each generation a Duck Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the driving skill to run over the quacks, to stop the spread of fowl and death by nibbling."
OK, this was going to be the funniest thing I've ever read
I WISH I had some root and a husband. At least I have one leg to take me past my daily stoning.
...until I saw Rio's.
Hee!
Shawn: I need help keeping a wake-up schedule. Maybe a dawn simulator.
ita: Can I try?
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!!!!!!
You say that like it's not in the default installation package of every shrift.
There's only one shrift. Into every generation...
Aurelia: I may not completely comprehend the math, but it makes more sense to me than comic book heroes I've never heard of and chicken fucking.
Ah....my favorite COMM:
Rio: The bagel thing fits in with my larger theory about white people and muffins. I don't have time to go into detail right now, but basically the thing is: White people just want to eat muffins 24/7, but they are ashamed of this fact, so they take totally good yummy foods like bagels and coffee and ice cream and turn it all into muffins. Hence stuff like the blueberry bagel. The caramel latte. The chunky chocolate-almond-caramel-fudge ice cream. JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say.
Sophia: It sounds like cunnilingus is also illegal.
Aimee: And the way some people do it, it should be.
Someone find my favorite! The one where Theresa is all "BRING IT, coloratura bitch!!"
...until I saw Rio's.
Rio's made me laugh hysterically, though I can't remember the context at all.
But the "JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say." is one of my favorites, too. And I try to explain the idea to people and get all tripped up.
Theresa: This bitch was all up in my face, like, "I'm a coluratura, listen to my melisma, la la la," and I was all like "No you ain't, you can't hit over a high D flat without squeaking. That's a bullshit tessitura, and your melisma sounds like freakin' Nelly Furtado on a bad day," and she was like, "You're goin' down, mezzo tramp!" and I was like "Bring it on, bitch!"