Aurelia: I may not completely comprehend the math, but it makes more sense to me than comic book heroes I've never heard of and chicken fucking.
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 2:57:17 pm PST #7308 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:58:03 pm PST #7309 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ah....my favorite COMM:
Rio: The bagel thing fits in with my larger theory about white people and muffins. I don't have time to go into detail right now, but basically the thing is: White people just want to eat muffins 24/7, but they are ashamed of this fact, so they take totally good yummy foods like bagels and coffee and ice cream and turn it all into muffins. Hence stuff like the blueberry bagel. The caramel latte. The chunky chocolate-almond-caramel-fudge ice cream. JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:58:47 pm PST #7310 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sophia: It sounds like cunnilingus is also illegal.
Aimee: And the way some people do it, it should be.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 3:01:36 pm PST #7311 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Someone find my favorite! The one where Theresa is all "BRING IT, coloratura bitch!!"
bon bon - Mar 14, 2005 3:02:07 pm PST #7312 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
...until I saw Rio's.
Rio's made me laugh hysterically, though I can't remember the context at all.
But the "JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say." is one of my favorites, too. And I try to explain the idea to people and get all tripped up.
shrift - Mar 14, 2005 3:03:35 pm PST #7313 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Theresa: This bitch was all up in my face, like, "I'm a coluratura, listen to my melisma, la la la," and I was all like "No you ain't, you can't hit over a high D flat without squeaking. That's a bullshit tessitura, and your melisma sounds like freakin' Nelly Furtado on a bad day," and she was like, "You're goin' down, mezzo tramp!" and I was like "Bring it on, bitch!"
sarameg - Mar 14, 2005 3:04:03 pm PST #7314 of 10002
I think that's just such a wonderful picture of you, Allyson.
And laughing about your no-cat-proclaiming BRQG.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 3:04:05 pm PST #7315 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ita: I have a cousin who teaches Christian aerobics.
billytea: "Ok, now with the music: stand up straight! And straight! And straight! And arms out wide! Out wide! Out wide! And hold it! Hold it! Hold it!"
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 3:04:53 pm PST #7316 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yay! Thanks, shrift!
Jessica - Mar 14, 2005 3:14:00 pm PST #7317 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY!
This may just possibly be the funniest and most useful thing ever said.