Ah....my favorite COMM:

Rio: The bagel thing fits in with my larger theory about white people and muffins. I don't have time to go into detail right now, but basically the thing is: White people just want to eat muffins 24/7, but they are ashamed of this fact, so they take totally good yummy foods like bagels and coffee and ice cream and turn it all into muffins. Hence stuff like the blueberry bagel. The caramel latte. The chunky chocolate-almond-caramel-fudge ice cream. JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say.

Sophia: It sounds like cunnilingus is also illegal.

Aimee: And the way some people do it, it should be.

Someone find my favorite! The one where Theresa is all "BRING IT, coloratura bitch!!"

...until I saw Rio's.

Rio's made me laugh hysterically, though I can't remember the context at all.

But the "JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say." is one of my favorites, too. And I try to explain the idea to people and get all tripped up.

Theresa: This bitch was all up in my face, like, "I'm a coluratura, listen to my melisma, la la la," and I was all like "No you ain't, you can't hit over a high D flat without squeaking. That's a bullshit tessitura, and your melisma sounds like freakin' Nelly Furtado on a bad day," and she was like, "You're goin' down, mezzo tramp!" and I was like "Bring it on, bitch!"

I think that's just such a wonderful picture of you, Allyson.

And laughing about your no-cat-proclaiming BRQG.

ita: I have a cousin who teaches Christian aerobics.

billytea: "Ok, now with the music: stand up straight! And straight! And straight! And arms out wide! Out wide! Out wide! And hold it! Hold it! Hold it!"

Yay! Thanks, shrift!

JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY!

This may just possibly be the funniest and most useful thing ever said.

My Farscape Season 2 DVDs did not arrive. Now "frelling" shows up to mock my misery.