You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:44:13 pm PST #7294 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude! I had a snappy rejoinder! That is so not my usual humor.


Gudanov - Mar 14, 2005 2:44:50 pm PST #7295 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

ita: DX has no beard anymore.

DXMachina: Just so we're clear, she means that I shaved my face.


Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:46:03 pm PST #7296 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nutty: I mean, Jesus never threw Pontius Pilate down a flight of stairs.

It would have been kind of cool if he had done, but then we would not call him Prince of Peace.


Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:47:05 pm PST #7297 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

erika j: The sign I was born under? Apparently "Next".


Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:47:05 pm PST #7298 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Tim Minear: Ayn Rand could DANCE like a motherfucker.


P.M. Marc - Mar 14, 2005 2:48:16 pm PST #7299 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Heh. I found things I obviously wrote while I was unemployed.

I'm funnier when living on the edge of financial disaster.

ita: Hey, while you're at it, want to remind me that I only hurt people for fun? Not out of frustration?

Dana: ita, you only hurt people for fun. Using it to punish people would only cheapen it.


Steph L. - Mar 14, 2005 2:48:22 pm PST #7300 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Betsy: The building with the cookies is having a fire evacuation.

No cookie for me.

I went for a walk around the lagoon.

A walk is not a cookie.

I returned to the vending machine. They were out of Peanut M&Ms, so I got Plain. Then I went upstairs.

We don't have any unflavored fizzy water. We only have artificial berry-flavored.

My plans for the remainder of the afternoon: Sulk.

Allyson: So in third world speak, it'd be all:

I went out to get an egg this morning but some sort of beast ate my hen, so I had to suck on the same root I had yesterday.

Then I decided to walk to the watering hole to get a bucket of water to start boiling leaves for that friggin' whooping cough that won't let up, and tripped over my 8th youngest kid, who succumbed to the ebola.

It's just not my day.

bon bon: Did I tell you all about my rich neighbor who has a chicken and seven kids? She's really got it made. Me, I'm a spinster. I WISH I had some root and a husband. At least I have one leg to take me past my daily stoning.


Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:50:11 pm PST #7301 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Rio: LISTEN SHAWN IT'S ME OR FLAMING VAGINA, YOU TAKE YOUR PICK!!!


Jessica - Mar 14, 2005 2:51:27 pm PST #7302 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Knut: Gods, I love irony. I wish I could grind it into a powder and snort it.


Sheryl - Mar 14, 2005 2:52:56 pm PST #7303 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Am enjoying this trip down memory lane.(even if I have to explain why I'm snickering to G)